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Unrailed has five distinct biomes to play on. Each has its own unique attributes that make the gameplay unique. These attributes come in the form of varying terrain generation and different [[Creature|creatures]].   
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Unrailed has eight distinct biomes to play on. Each has its own attributes that make the gameplay unique. These attributes come in the form of varying terrain generation, different [[Creature|creatures]] and different mechanics.   
  
Players begin in the Plains biome on Endless mode. If players purchase a new [[engine]] in a station the players will progress to the next biome. Engines can be bought for four [[bolts]]. With every progression, players receive an extra slot to purchase and place a new wagon.
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In Endless Mode players will begin in the Plains biome and are able to progress to the next biome by purchasing the next [[engine]] in the station shop. Engines can be bought for four [[bolts]] and with every engine upgrade players will receive an extra slot for another wagon.
  
Players progress from the Plains in the following order on endless mode:
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On endless mode players enter these biomes in order:
 
# Plains
 
# Plains
 
# Desert
 
# Desert
 
# Snow
 
# Snow
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# Underwater
 
# Hell
 
# Hell
 
# Space
 
# Space
 
# Mars
 
# Mars
 
# Final biome
 
# Final biome
Each biome contains iron and wood for players to break and collect. Water exists in the Plains, Desert and Snow biomes. However, in the Hell biome, water is in the form of steam vents that players can collect with the bucket. Water is not required nor exists in the Space biome.
 
  
Biomes experience a day/night cycle which will restrict visibility at night.
 
  
==Distinct biomes==
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== <u>'''Plains'''</u> ==
=== '''<u>Plains</u>''' ===
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=== Terrain ===
[[File:Plains_Biome.png|thumb|240x240px|A starting position of a plains biome.]]
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[[File:Plains_Biome.png|thumb|160x160px|A starting position of a Plains Biome.]]
The Plains are lush and grassy fields containing small forests and iron deposits. Many ponds and rivers cover the landscape providing a healthy supply of water.
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The Plains are lush & grassy fields containing small forests, rock formations and perma-rock, which will be sparsely generated. Many ponds and rivers cover the landscape providing a healthy supply of water, but players will have to build bridges over them by using wood. This biome is also named Grass or Grassland.
  
We're gonna skate to one song and one song only
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A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. Keeping track of the path towards the next station and picking up bolts while it's still bright is a good idea. Fog can occur during the day and the night, which can make it harder to discern resources, though the fog will dissipate once the train reaches the next station.
(Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me)
 
So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
 
But first niggas gotta find me
 
What's 50 grand to a muhfucka like me
 
Can you please remind me?
 
Ball so hard, this shit crazy
 
Y'all don't know that don't shit phase me
 
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at You like this shit gravy
 
Ball so hard, this shit weird
 
We ain't even supposed to be here
 
Ball so hard, but since we here
 
It's only right that we be fair
 
Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael
 
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
 
Ball so hard, got a broke clock, Rolleys that don't tick tock
 
Audemars that's losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks
 
Ball so hard, I'm shocked too
 
I'm supposed to be locked up too
 
You escaped what I've escaped
 
You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too
 
Ball so hard, let's get faded, Le Meurice For like 6 days
 
Gold bottles, scold models, spillin' Ace on my sick J's
 
So ball so hard, bitch behave, just might let you meet Ye
 
Chi towns D. Rose, I'm movin' the Nets to BK
 
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
 
That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray
 
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
 
That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray
 
She said Ye can we get married at the mall?
 
I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball
 
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
 
And show me why you deserve to have it all
 
Ball so hard
 
That shit cray (that shit cray), ain't it Jay?
 
Ball so hard
 
What she order (what she order), fish filet
 
Ball so hard
 
Your whip so cold (whip so cold), this old thing
 
Ball so hard
 
Act like you'll never be around motherfuckers like this again
 
Bougie girl, grab her hand
 
Fuck that bitch she don't wanna dance
 
Excuse my French but I'm in France (I'm just sayin')
 
Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me
 
Cause I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
 
What's Gucci my nigga?
 
What's Louis my killa?
 
What's drugs my deala?
 
What's that jacket, Margiela?
 
Doctors say I'm the illest
 
Cause I'm suffering from realness
 
Got my niggas in Paris
 
And they going gorillas, huh!
 
I don't even know what that means
 
(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)
 
No, it's not, it's gross
 
(It gets the people going!)
 
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
 
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
 
You are now watching the throne
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
These other niggas is lyin'
 
Actin' like the summer ain't mine
 
I got that hot bitch in my home
 
You know how many hot bitches I own?
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
Don't let me get in my zone
 
The stars is in the building
 
They hands is to the ceiling
 
I know I'm bout to kill it
 
How you know, I got that feeling
 
You are now watching the throne
 
Don't let me into my zone
 
Don't let me into my zone
 
I'm definitely in my zone
 
Source: Musixmatch
 
  
=== '''<u>Desert</u>''' ===
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The Plains is the only biome where it will rain occasionally, which cools down the train engine and will fill up the water bucket. Similar to fog, it will also stop raining once the train reaches the next station.
[[File:Desert_Biome.png|thumb|240x240px|A starting position of a desert biome.]]
 
The Desert is a sandy biome with palm trees, cacti, waterways and plenty of rock formations.  
 
  
Perma-rock is denser in the Desert and will pose an increased challenge to players compared with the Plains biome.  
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=== Threats ===
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In the Plains the only threat is Bandits, which will try to steal resources and then throw them off the edge. They can be killed by using the Pickaxe, the Axe, or a piece of Dynamite.
  
Camels roam these lands and afford players increased carry capacity upon milking and consumption.
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=== Animals ===
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Cows can be milked with the [[Milk Wagon | Milk Wagon]]. Drinking cow milk will improve the efficiency with tools threefold (destroying resources with one strike will be possible).
  
The flamingos cannot be milked.
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Ducks can be found on the water and are killed if a bridge is placed on top of them.  
  
Camels will sometimes empty the water bucket by drinking it.
 
  
Outlaws can be found in this biome and will steal train tracks and throw them over the edge of the map.
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== <u>'''Desert'''</u> ==
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=== Terrain ===
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[[File:Desert_Biome.png|thumb|160x160px|A starting position of a Desert Biome.]]
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The Desert is a sandy biome with palm trees, cacti and plenty of rock formations. Perma-rock is denser in the Desert and will pose an increased challenge to players compared with the Plains biome. Water will be less present and can still be bridged over by using wood.
  
=== <u>'''Snow'''</u> ===
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A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. Keeping track of the path towards the next station and picking up bolts while it's still bright is a good idea. Fog can occur during the day and the night, which can make it harder to discern resources, though the fog will dissipate once the train reaches the next station.
[[File:Snow_Biome.png|thumb|240x240px|A starting position of a snow biome.]]
 
The snow biome is completely covered in snow which makes it hard to discern textures. Snow slows the walking and sprinting speed of players.
 
  
Linked here is a very in-depth analysis of the Snow biome and its attributes.
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=== Threats ===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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The Outlaws will try to steal resources and then throw them off the edge, similar to Bandits, but they are also able to pick up train tracks. They can be killed by using the Pickaxe, the Axe, or a piece of Dynamite.
  
=== '''<u>Hell</u>''' ===
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Camels will follow the Water Bucket and empty it once reached. This adds to the water problem in the Desert, due to the fact that it will no longer rain.
[[File:Hell_Biome.png|thumb|240x240px|A screen flipped upside down in the Hell biome.]]
 
The Hell biome generates vast lava lakes, dead trees, and big pumpkins. The Hell biome is resource-rich but often causes difficulty due to the limited build space for train tracks.
 
  
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=== Animals ===
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Camels can be milked with the [[Milk Wagon | Milk Wagon]]. Drinking camel milk will improve the carry capacity four-fold (carrying 12 items at once will be possible).
  
              NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
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Flamingos can be found on the water and are killed if a bridge is placed on top of them.
  
                                    MAN1
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== <u>'''Snow'''</u> ==
                        Think it's in there?
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=== Terrain ===
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[[File:Snow_Biome.png|thumb|160x160px|A starting position of a Snow Biome.]]
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In the Snow Biome, also known as the Winter biome, it will snow regularly, which will replenish melted snow and stack on top of the already present snow.
  
                                    MAN2
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The brown trees and rock formations will be harder to see due to the snow. Perma-rock will be commonly found, but they look similar to the rock formations and will pose an increased challenge to players because of that. Water will be present and can still be bridged over by using wood.
                        All right. Let's get it!
 
  
                                    MAN1
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A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. This won't usually pose a threat to the players though because of the [[Light Wagon]], which will melt the snow in its vicinity. It can also stop snowing for a while, which can be a temporary relief to some players.
                        Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
 
                        thing can do to you?
 
 
                                    MAN3
 
                        Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
 
                        bread.
 
 
              Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
 
  
                                    SHREK
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Snow can be melted if a player carries the Water Bucket while walking over snow. The [[Buckinator Wagon|improved bucket]] and [[Dynamite Wagon|dynamite]] are more ways to get rid of snow, though not as efficient as with the Light Wagon 
                        Yes, well, actually, that would be a  
 
                        giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
 
                        They'll make a suit from your freshly
 
                        peeled skin.
 
   
 
                                    MEN
 
                        No!
 
  
                                    SHREK
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=== Threats ===
                        They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the  
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The Yeti will attack the players by stomping, which creates an area of effect that causes everyone in its vicinity to drop their items.
                        jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
 
                        quite good on toast.
 
 
                                    MAN1
 
                        Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
 
                        (waves the torch at Shrek.)
 
 
              Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
 
              men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
 
              and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
 
              men are in the dark.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        This is the part where you run away.
 
                        (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
 
                        And stay out! (looks down and picks
 
                        up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
 
                        Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
 
                        throws the paper over his shoulder.)
 
 
                       
 
              THE NEXT DAY
 
  
              There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
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Two layers of snow will cover up resources, tracks and tools on the ground. Snow in general will slow down player movement and even stop dashes. It can be a problem if not dealt with accordingly, but it's much less of a threat with the Light Wagon.
              sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
 
              to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
 
              are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
 
              who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
 
              little pigs.
 
 
                                    GUARD
 
                        All right. This one's full. Take it
 
                        away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
 
 
                       
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        Next!
 
  
                                    GUARD
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=== Animals ===
                        (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
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The walrus can be milked, allowing players to maneuver the snow at normal speed.
                        Your flying days are over. (breaks the
 
                        broom in half)
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.  
 
                        Next!
 
 
                                    GUARD
 
                        Get up! Come on!
 
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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Penguins can be found on the water and are killed if a bridge is placed on top of them.
                        Twenty pieces.
 
  
                                    LITTLE BEAR
 
                        (crying) This cage is too small.
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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== <u>'''Underwater'''</u> ==
                        Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
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=== Terrain ===
                        be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
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[[File:Underwater_Biome.png|thumb|160x160px|A starting position of a Underwater Biome.]]
                        Give me another chance!
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The Underwater Biome is a bonus biome of the sorts that can be entered using any of the secret mineshafts that are hidden across the first 3 biomes. For each biome, one mineshaft may spawn randomly on level 3, 4 or 5. Starting from level 6, one is guaranteed to spawn on level 5n+1When you see a mineshaft surrounded by the streams of a nearby waterfall, you can build tracks there and connect to the lone track within the mineshaft. Your train will then speed up towards the mineshaft, then enter a transition phase into Underwater where the train is slowed and a flashing warning symbol appears over your train's engine.
   
 
                                    OLD WOMAN
 
                        Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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If players choose not to enter the secret mineshaft, it will explode upon loading the next level.
                        Oh!
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This biome is only available in endless and sandbox [[Game Modes|modes]].
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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=== Threats ===
                        Next! What have you got?
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Blowfish, an explosive type of fish, swim the sea floor. When players are near, the Blowfish will gradually fill itself with air until the point at which it bursts itself and causes a dynamite-like explosion to nearby players and resources.
  
                                    GIPETTO
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=== Animals ===
                        This little wooden puppet.
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The blowfish can be milked, providing players with an infinite amount of oxygen.
  
                                    PINOCCHIO
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== <u>'''Lava'''</u> ==
                        I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
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=== Terrain ===
                        nose grows)
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[[File:Hell_Biome.png|thumb|160x160px|A screen flipped upside down in the Hell Biome.]]
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The Lava biome, also called the Hell biome, generates dead trees, big pumpkins and stone formations. It is resource-rich but often causes difficulty due to the limited build space for train tracks. Perma-rock is very common and can restrict players by blocking the access to the back of the train.
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        Five shillings for the possessed toy.  
 
                        Take it away.
 
 
                                    PINOCCHIO
 
                        Father, please! Don't let them do this!
 
                        Help me!
 
 
              Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
 
              to the table.
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        Next! What have you got?
 
  
                                    OLD WOMAN
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Instead of water lakes & rivers, there will be vast lava lakes, which can be bridged over by using stone instead of wood. The Water Bucket can be filled by standing on top of geysers found on the ground. Tracks cannot be placed over steam vents, the path to the station should be planned accordingly.
                        Well, I've got a talking donkey.
 
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. Keeping track of the path towards the next station and picking up bolts while it's still bright is a good idea.
                        Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
 
                        if you can prove it.
 
 
                                    OLD WOMAN
 
                        Oh, go ahead, little fella.
 
  
              Donkey just looks up at her.
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=== Threats ===
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Ghosts will attack the players, turning the victim into a ghost with inverted controls (the ghost attribute will affect the player). Once possessed, the Ghost will be removed from the map and after a while the side effects of being possessed will subside.
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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The screen will tilt and even flip upside down. If the motion sickness option is turned on in the settings, then the controls will reverse instead.
                        Well?
 
  
                                    OLD WOMAN
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Magma Slimes will try to attach themselves to the engine, which will set it on fire. They can be extinguished with a water bucket, up to a maximum of 3 times. After that they lose their fire ability and run off the screen.
                        Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
 
                        nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
 
                        Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
 
 
                       
 
                                    OLD WOMAN
 
                        No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
 
                        to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
 
                        talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
 
                        you ever saw.
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        Get her out of my sight.
 
  
                                    OLD WOMAN
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=== Animals ===
                        No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
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Magma Slimes can be picked up and linked to the milking wagon for the ghost attribute, allowing players to pass through each other.
  
              The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
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== <u>'''Space'''</u> ==
              of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
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=== Terrain ===
              hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
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[[File:Space_Biome.png|thumb|160x160px|A starting position in Space Biome.]]
              with fairy dust and he's able to fly.
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The Space biome will contain blue/teal trees and light gray stone formations in small quantities. Perma-rock will be present as well but is easily distinguished from stone formations.
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey! I can fly!
 
  
                                    PETER PAN
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Starting from this biome, water won't be available anymore. Instead, the [[Tank Wagon]] and the Water Bucket will provide the player with an oxygen bubble. The oxygen radius of the [[Tank Wagon]] can be increased by upgrading and super-charging it, and the oxygen radius of the bucket can be increased by using the upgraded version of the [[Buckinator Wagon]].
                        He can fly!
 
  
                                    3 LITTLE PIGS
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The space biome consists of a collection of islands. The players are able to move between these islands and outside of the map with the use of their jetpacks. Bridging needs to be done with stone and two tile wide bridges are now obsolete due to players being allowed to fly anywhere in the map.
                        He can fly!
 
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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The Space is the first biome where it never gets dark, rendering the [[Light Wagon]] useless. It can still be used in order to remove space dust, but it's not required in order to survive through space.
                        He can talk!
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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=== Threats ===
                        Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
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Due to resources being scarce, players should try to build as efficiently as possible and try to mine every resource in sight.
                        a flying, talking donkey. You might
 
                        have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
 
                        but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
 
                        fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
 
                        to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
 
                        to the ground.)
 
 
              He hits the ground with a thud.
 
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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Players should be weary of the oxygen supply. When it drops to zero the player will die & respawn.
                        Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
 
                        After him!
 
 
                                    GUARDS
 
                        He's getting away! Get him! This way!
 
                        Turn!
 
 
              Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.  
 
              Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
 
              for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
 
              quickly hides behind Shrek.
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        You there. Ogre!
 
  
                                    SHREK
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From time to time a meteor will crash into the biome, killing players in the vicinity and destroying terrain & tracks if they are not within an air bubble. Players will be able to block an incoming meteor with the Water Bucket.
                        Aye?
 
  
                                    HEAD GUARD
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Due to the vacuum of space, sounds will be muffled/muted. The crash warning is one of the most notable ones, players must place extra attention on the position of the train, its speed and the warning sign that it is about to crash soon.
                        By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
 
                        to place you both under arrest and transport
 
                        you to a designated resettlement facility.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, really? You and what army?
 
  
              He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
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=== Animals ===
              and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
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There are no creatures in this biome.  
              and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
 
              begins walking back to his cottage.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Can I say something to you? Listen,
 
                        you was really, really, really somethin'
 
                        back here. Incredible!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
 
                        and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
 
                        around and Donkey is right in front
 
                        of him.) Whoa!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
 
                        you that you that you was great back
 
                        here? Those guards! They thought they
 
                        was all of that. Then you showed up,
 
                        and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
 
                        like babes in the woods. That really
 
                        made me feel good to see that.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, that's great. Really.
 
  
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Man, it's good to be free.
 
  
                                    SHREK
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== <u>'''Mars'''</u> ==
                        Now, why don't you go celebrate your
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=== Terrain ===
                        freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
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The Mars biome will contain green trees, brown rock formations and perma-rock. Similar to the Space biome, water will be replaced with oxygen.
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
 
                        I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
 
                        wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
 
                        stick with you. You're mean, green,
 
                        fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
 
                        the spit out of anybody that crosses
 
                        us.
 
 
              Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
 
              loudly.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
 
                        don't mind me sayin', if that don't
 
                        work, your breath certainly will get
 
                        the job done, 'cause you definitely
 
                        need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
 
                        you breath stinks! You almost burned
 
                        the hair outta my nose, just like the
 
                        time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
 
                        continues to talk, so Shrek removes
 
                        his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
 
                        berries. I had strong gases leaking
 
                        out of my butt that day.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Why are you following me?
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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The oxygen radius of the [[Tank Wagon]] can be increased by upgrading and super-charging it, and the oxygen radius of the bucket can be increased by using the upgraded version of the [[Buckinator Wagon]].
                        I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
 
                        I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
 
                        me, My problems have all gone, There's
 
                        no one to deride me, But you gotta have
 
                        faith...
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
 
                        have any friends.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Wow. Only a true friend would be that
 
                        cruelly honest.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
 
                        me. What am I?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
 
                        tall?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
 
                        torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
 
                        bother you?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Nope.
 
  
                                    SHREK
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Land in this biome is much more present than in Space, which results in less stone being required to build bridges. Two tile wide bridges aren't needed due to players being able to use their jetpacks.
                        Really?
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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It never gets dark in space, rendering the [[Light Wagon]] useless.
                        Really, really.
 
  
                                    SHREK
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=== Threats ===
                        Oh.
+
Players should be weary of the oxygen supply. When it drops to zero the player will die & respawn.
  
                                    DONKEY
+
The Mars biome introduces green walls that are resistant to dynamite and take way longer to mine (both the Axe & Pickaxe can be used to destroy these walls). At least one green wall needs to be passed in order to reach the next station.
                        Man, I like you. What's you name?
 
  
                                    SHREK
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On top of the green walls there are Turrets, which will frequently shoot fireballs at players, killing them on hit if they are not protected by an air bubble. They can also be tricked to destroy resources without the use of the tools by simply side-stepping.
                        Uh, Shrek.
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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=== Animals ===
                        Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
+
There are no creatures in this biome.
                        you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
 
                        thing. I like that. I respect that,
 
                        Shrek. You all right. (They come over
 
                        a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
 
                        Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
 
                        in place like that?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        That would be my home.
 
  
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
 
                        You know you are quite a decorator.
 
                        It's amazing what you've done with such
 
                        a modest budget. I like that boulder.
 
                        That is a nice boulder. I guess you
 
                        don't entertain much, do you?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I like my privacy.
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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== <u>'''Final Biome'''</u> ==
                        You know, I do too. That's another thing
+
=== Terrain ===
                        we have in common. Like I hate it when
+
The colour scheme is similar to the Mars biome. Throughout the biome there will be a set track that the train will travel on. Next to the track there are buildings and some patches of trees and stone.
                        you got somebody in your face. You've
 
                        trying to give them a hint, and they
 
                        won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
 
                        (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Uh, what?
 
  
                                    DONKEY
+
=== Notes ===
                        Can I stay with you, please?
+
This biome can only be reached if all special [[bolts]] (orange-colored bolts) from all other biomes are collected. The new train engine will then move very slowly for approximately 100 meters while playing calming music.
  
                                    SHREK
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In this biome players will be able to summon level 3 dynamite out of thin air by pressing the pick-up button, which then can be used to destroy trees, stones or other players.
                        (sarcastically) Of course!
 
  
                                    DONKEY
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After the train reaches the last station, the game will end and the screen will move to the left, showing all the progress that has been made (this can be skipped).
                        Really?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Please! I don't wanna go back there!
 
                        You don't know what it's like to be
 
                        considered a freak. (pause while he
 
                        looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
 
                        But that's why we gotta stick together.
 
                        You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Okay! Okay! But one night only.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
 
                        a chair.) No! No!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
 
                        late, swappin' manly stories, and in
 
                        the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Where do, uh, I sleep?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (irritated) Outside!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
 
                        I don't know you, and you don't know
 
                        me, so I guess outside is best, you
 
                        know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
 
                        slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
 
                        like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
 
                        born outside. I'll just be sitting by
 
                        myself outside, I guess, you know. By
 
                        myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
 
                        no one here beside me...
 
 
              SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT
 
 
 
              Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
 
              a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
 
              noise. He stands up with a huff.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
 
                        stay outside.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (from the window) I am outside.
 
 
 
              There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
 
              made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
 
              and spots 3 blind mice on his table.
 
 
                                    BLIND MOUSE1
 
                        Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
 
                        farm, but what choice do we have?
 
 
                       
 
                                    BLIND MOUSE2
 
                        It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
 
 
                       
 
                                    GORDO
 
                        (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
 
                        and lands on his shoulder.)
 
 
                                    GORDO
 
                        I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
 
                        ear)
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Ow!
 
 
 
                                    GORDO
 
                        Blah! Awful stuff.
 
 
 
                                    BLIND MOUSE1
 
                        Is that you, Gordo?
 
 
 
                                    GORDO
 
                        How did you know?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are
 
                        you doing in my house? (He gets bumped
 
                        from behind and he drops the mice.)
 
                        Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarves
 
                        with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no,
 
                        no, no. Dead broad off the table.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DWARF
 
                        Where are we supposed to put her? The
 
                        bed's taken.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Huh?
 
 
 
              Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain.
 
              The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at
 
              him.
 
 
                                    BIG BAD WOLF
 
                        What?
 
 
 
              TIME LAPSE
 
 
 
              Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging
 
              him to the front door.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm
 
                        a terrifying ogre! What do I have to
 
                        do get a little privacy? (He opens the
 
                        front door to throw the Wolf out and
 
                        he sees that all the collected Fairy
 
                        Tale Creatures are on his land.) Oh,
 
                        no. No! No!
 
 
              The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his
 
              pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing
 
              flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.
 
 
             
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What are you doing in my swamp? (this
 
                        echoes and everyone falls silent.)
 
 
                       
 
              Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a
 
              tent.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        All right, get out of here. All of you,
 
                        move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!
 
                        Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (more
 
                        dwarves run inside the house) No, no!
 
                        No, no. Not there. Not there. (they
 
                        shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to
 
                        look at Donkey)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite
 
                        them.
 
 
                                    PINOCCHIO
 
                        Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What?
 
 
 
                                    PINOCCHIO
 
                        We were forced to come here.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (flabbergasted) By who?
 
 
 
                                    LITTLE PIG
 
                        Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed
 
                        and he...signed an eviction notice.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (heavy sigh) All right. Who knows where
 
                        this Farquaad guy is?
 
 
              Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, I do. I know where he is.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Does anyone else know where to find
 
                        him? Anyone at all?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Me! Me!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Anyone?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know!
 
                        Me, me!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy
 
                        tale things. Do not get comfortable.
 
                        Your welcome is officially worn out.
 
                        In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad
 
                        right now and get you all off my land
 
                        and back where you came from! (Pause.
 
                        Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey)
 
                        You! You're comin' with me.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        All right, that's what I like to hear,
 
                        man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart
 
                        friends, off on a whirlwind big-city
 
                        adventure. I love it!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (singing) On the road again. Sing it
 
                        with me, Shrek. I can't wait to get
 
                        on the road again.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What did I say about singing?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Can I whistle?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Can I hum it?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        All right, hum it.
 
 
 
              Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'.
 
 
 
              DULOC - KITCHEN
 
 
 
              A masked man is torturing the Gingerbread Man. He's continually
 
              dunking him in a glass of milk. Lord Farquaad walks in.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        That's enough. He's ready to talk.
 
 
                       
 
              The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk and slammed down
 
              onto a cookie sheet. Farquaad laughs as he walks over to the
 
              table. However when he reaches the table we see that it goes
 
              up to his eyes. He clears his throat and the table is lowered.
 
 
             
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        (he picks up the Gingerbread Man's legs
 
                        and plays with them) Run, run, run,
 
                        as fast as you can. You can't catch
 
                        me. I'm the gingerbread man.
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        You are a monster.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        I'm not the monster here. You are. You
 
                        and the rest of that fairy tale trash,
 
                        poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell
 
                        me! Where are the others?
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        Eat me! (He spits milk into Farquaad's
 
                        eye.)
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        I've tried to be fair to you creatures.
 
                        Now my patience has reached its end!
 
                        Tell me or I'll...(he makes as if to
 
                        pull off the Gingerbread Man's buttons)
 
 
                       
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop
 
                        buttons.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        All right then. Who's hiding them?
 
 
                       
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the
 
                        muffin man?
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        The muffin man?
 
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        The muffin man.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives
 
                        on Drury Lane?
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        Well, she's married to the muffin man.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        The muffin man?
 
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        The muffin man!
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        She's married to the muffin man.
 
 
 
              The door opens and the Head Guard walks in.
 
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        My lord! We found it.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Then what are you waiting for? Bring
 
                        it in.
 
 
              More guards enter carrying something that is covered by a sheet.
 
              They hang up whatever it is and remove the sheet. It is the Magic
 
              Mirror.
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        (in awe) Ohhhh...
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Magic mirror...
 
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        Don't tell him anything! (Farquaad picks
 
                        him up and dumps him into a trash can
 
                        with a lid.) No!
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall.
 
                        Is this not the most perfect kingdom
 
                        of them all?
 
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        Well, technically you're not a king.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Uh, Thelonius. (Thelonius holds up a
 
                        hand mirror and smashes it with his
 
                        fist.) You were saying?
 
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        What I mean is you're not a king yet.
 
                        But you can become one. All you have
 
                        to do is marry a princess.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Go on.
 
 
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        (chuckles nervously) So, just sit back
 
                        and relax, my lord, because it's time
 
                        for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
 
                        And here they are! Bachelorette number
 
                        one is a mentally abused shut-in from
 
                        a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi
 
                        and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies
 
                        include cooking and cleaning for her
 
                        two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.
 
                        (shows picture of Cinderella) Bachelorette
 
                        number two is a cape-wearing girl from
 
                        the land of fancy. Although she lives
 
                        with seven other men, she's not easy.
 
                        Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and
 
                        find out what a live wire she is. Come
 
                        on. Give it up for Snow White! (shows
 
                        picture of Snow White) And last, but
 
                        certainly not last, bachelorette number
 
                        three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded
 
                        castle surrounded by hot boiling lava!
 
                        But don't let that cool you off. She's
 
                        a loaded pistol who likes pina colads
 
                        and getting caught in the rain. Yours
 
                        for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! (Shows
 
                        picture of Princess Fiona) So will it
 
                        be bachelorette number one, bachelorette
 
                        number two or bachelorette number three?
 
 
                       
 
                                    GUARDS
 
                        Two! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three!
 
 
                       
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Three? One? Three?
 
 
 
                                    THELONIUS
 
                        Three! (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number
 
                        three, my lord!
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Okay, okay, uh, number three!
 
 
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess
 
                        Fiona.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Princess Fiona. She's perfect. All I
 
                        have to do is just find someone who
 
                        can go...
 
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        But I probably should mention the little
 
                        thing that happens at night.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        I'll do it.
 
 
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        Yes, but after sunset...
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona
 
                        my queen, and DuLoc will finally have
 
                        the perfect king! Captain, assemble
 
                        your finest men. We're going to have
 
                        a tournament. (smiles evilly)
 
 
              DuLoc Parking Lot - Lancelot Section
 
 
 
              Shrek and Donkey come out of the field that is right by the parking
 
              lot. The castle itself is about 40 stories high.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        But that's it. That's it right there.
 
                        That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd find it.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Uh-huh. That's the place.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Do you think maybe he's compensating
 
                        for something? (He laughs, but then
 
                        groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke.
 
                        He continues walking through the parking
 
                        lot.)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.
 
 
 
                                    MAN
 
                        Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Hey, you! (The attendant, who is wearing
 
                        a giant head that looks like Lord Farquaad,
 
                        screams and begins running through the
 
                        rows of rope to get to the front gate
 
                        to get away from Shrek.) Wait a second.
 
                        Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just
 
                        - - I just - - (He sighs and then begins
 
                        walking straight through the rows. The
 
                        attendant runs into a wall and falls
 
                        down. Shrek and Donkey look at him then
 
                        continue on into DuLoc.)
 
 
              DULOC
 
 
 
              They look around but all is quiet.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, look at this!
 
 
 
              Donkey runs over and pulls a lever that is attached to a box
 
              marked 'Information'. The music winds up and then the box doors
 
              open up. There are little wooden people inside and they begin
 
              to sing.
 
 
                                    WOODEN PEOPLE
 
                        Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town
 
 
                       
 
              Here we have some rules
 
 
 
              Let us lay them down
 
 
 
              Don't make waves, stay in line
 
 
 
              And we'll get along fine
 
 
 
              DuLoc is perfect place
 
 
 
              Please keep off of the grass
 
 
 
              Shine your shoes, wipe your... face
 
 
 
              DuLoc is, DuLoc is
 
 
 
              DuLoc is perfect place.
 
 
 
              Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Wow! Let's do that again! (makes ready
 
                        to run over and pull the lever again)
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (grabs Donkey's tail and holds him still)
 
                        No. No. No, no, no! No.
 
 
              They hear a trumpet fanfare and head over to the arena.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Brave knights. You are the best and
 
                        brightest in all the land. Today one
 
                        of you shall prove himself...
 
 
              As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arena
 
              Donkey is humming the DuLoc theme song.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        All right. You're going the right way
 
                        for a smacked bottom.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Sorry about that.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        That champion shall have the honor -
 
                        - no, no - - the privilege to go forth
 
                        and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona
 
                        from the fiery keep of the dragon. If
 
                        for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,
 
                        the first runner-up will take his place
 
                        and so on and so forth. Some of you
 
                        may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing
 
                        to make. (cheers) Let the tournament
 
                        begin! (He notices Shrek) Oh! What is
 
                        that? It's hideous!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (turns to look at Donkey and then back
 
                        at Farquaad) Ah, that's not very nice.
 
                        It's just a donkey.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who
 
                        kills the ogre will be named champion!
 
                        Have it him!
 
 
                                    MEN
 
                        Get him!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. (bumps
 
                        into a table where there are mugs of
 
                        beer)
 
 
                                    CROWD
 
                        Go ahead! Get him!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just
 
                        settle this over a pint?
 
 
                                    CROWD
 
                        Kill the beast!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No? All right then. (drinks the beer)
 
                        Come on!
 
 
              He takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel
 
              of beer behind him. The beer comes rushing out drenching the
 
              other men and wetting the ground. It's like mud now. Shrek slides
 
              past the men and picks up a spear that one of the men dropped.
 
              As Shrek begins to fight Donkey hops up onto one of the larger
 
              beer barrels. It breaks free of it's ropes and begins to roll.
 
              Donkey manages to squish two men into the mud. There is so much
 
              fighting going on here I'm not going to go into detail. Suffice
 
              to say that Shrek kicks butt.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!
 
 
 
              Shrek comes over and bangs a man's head up against Donkeys. Shrek
 
              gets up on the ropes and interacts with the crowd.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah!
 
 
 
              A man tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but Shrek turns in time
 
              and sees him.
 
 
                                    WOMAN
 
                        The chair! Give him the chair!
 
 
 
              Shrek smashes a chair over the guys back. Finally all the men
 
              are down. Donkey kicks one of them in the helmet, and the ding
 
              sounds the end of the match. The audience goes wild.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you
 
                        very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try
 
                        the veal! Ha, ha! (laughs)
 
 
              The laughter stops as all of the guards turn their weapons on
 
              Shrek.
 
 
                                    HEAD GUARD
 
                        Shall I give the order, sir?
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        No, I have a better idea. People of
 
                        DuLoc, I give you our champion!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What?
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Congratulations, ogre. You're won the
 
                        honor of embarking on a great and noble
 
                        quest.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest
 
                        to get my swamp back.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Your swamp?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those
 
                        fairy tale creatures!
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Indeed. All right, ogre. I'll make you
 
                        a deal. Go on this quest for me, and
 
                        I'll give you your swamp back.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Exactly the way it was?
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        And the squatters?
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        As good as gone.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What kind of quest?
 
 
 
              Time Lapse - Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the field
 
              heading away from DuLoc. Shrek is munching on an onion.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Let me get this straight. You're gonna
 
                        go fight a dragon and rescue a princess
 
                        just so Farquaad will give you back
 
                        a swamp which you only don't have because
 
                        he filled it full of freaks in the first
 
                        place. Is that about right?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You know, maybe there's a good reason
 
                        donkeys shouldn't talk.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I don't get it. Why don't you just pull
 
                        some of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle
 
                        him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds
 
                        his bones to make your bread, the whole
 
                        ogre trip.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have
 
                        decapitated an entire village and put
 
                        their heads on a pike, gotten a knife,
 
                        cut open their spleen and drink their
 
                        fluids. Does that sound good to you?
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Uh, no, not really, no.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        For your information, there's a lot
 
                        more to ogres than people think.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Example?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
 
                        (he holds out his onion)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (sniffs the onion) They stink?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yes - - No!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        They make you cry?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You leave them in the sun, they get
 
                        all brown, start sproutin' little white
 
                        hairs.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres
 
                        have layers! Onions have layers. You
 
                        get it? We both have layers. (he heaves
 
                        a sigh and then walks off)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both
 
                        have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know,
 
                        not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody
 
                        loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I don't care... what everyone likes.
 
                        Ogres are not like cakes.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You know what else everybody likes?
 
                        Parfaits. Have you ever met a person,
 
                        you say, "Let's get some parfait," they
 
                        say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"?
 
                        Parfaits are delicious.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No! You dense, irritating, miniature
 
                        beast of burden! Ogres are like onions!
 
                        And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Parfaits may be the most delicious thing
 
                        on the whole damn planet.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You know, I think I preferred your humming.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Do you have a tissue or something? I'm
 
                        making a mess. Just the word parfait
 
                        make me start slobbering.
 
 
              They head off. There is a montage of their journey. Walking through
 
              a field at sunset. Sleeping beneath a bright moon. Shrek trying
 
              to put the campfire out the next day and having a bit of a problem,
 
              so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out.
 
 
              DRAGON'S KEEP
 
 
 
              Shrek and Donkey are walking up to the keep that's supposed to
 
              house Princess Fiona. It appears to look like a giant volcano.
 
 
             
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (sniffs) Ohh! Shrek! Did you do that?
 
                        You gotta warn somebody before you just
 
                        crack one off. My mouth was open and
 
                        everything.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd
 
                        be dead. (sniffs) It's brimstone. We
 
                        must be getting close.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking
 
                        about it's the brimstone. I know what
 
                        I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It
 
                        didn't come off no stone neither.
 
 
                       
 
              They climb up the side of the volcano/keep and look down. There
 
              is a small piece of rock right in the center and that is where
 
              the castle is. It is surrounded by boiling lava. It looks very
 
              foreboding.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Sure, it's big enough, but look at the
 
                        location. (laughs...then the laugh turns
 
                        into a groan)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said
 
                        ogres have layers?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, aye.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Well, I have a bit of a confession to
 
                        make. Donkeys don't have layers. We
 
                        wear our fear right out there on our
 
                        sleeves.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You know what I mean.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        No, I'm just a little uncomfortable
 
                        about being on a rickety bridge over
 
                        a boiling like of lava!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside
 
                        ya, okay? For emotional support., we'll
 
                        just tackle this thing together one
 
                        little baby step at a time.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Really?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Really, really.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Okay, that makes me feel so much better.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Just keep moving. And don't look down.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Okay, don't look down. Don't look down.
 
                        Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't
 
                        look down. (he steps through a rotting
 
                        board and ends up looking straight down
 
                        into the lava) Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
 
                        Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me
 
                        off, please!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        But you're already halfway.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        But I know that half is safe!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Okay, fine. I don't have time for this.
 
                        You go back.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek, no! Wait!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance
 
                        then, shall me? (bounces and sways the
 
                        bridge)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Don't do that!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? Oh, this? (bounces
 
                        the bridge again)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Yes, that!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. (continues to
 
                        bounce and sway as he backs Donkey across
 
                        the bridge)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        No, Shrek! No! Stop it!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You said do it! I'm doin' it.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek,
 
                        I'm gonna die. (steps onto solid ground)
 
                        Oh!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. (walks
 
                        towards the castle)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Cool. So where is this fire-breathing
 
                        pain-in-the-neck anyway?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
 
                        (chuckles)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.
 
 
                       
 
              INSIDE THE CASTLE
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You afraid?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        But...
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Shh.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, good. Me neither. (sees a skeleton
 
                        and gasps) 'Cause there's nothin' wrong
 
                        with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible
 
                        response to an unfamiliar situation.
 
                        Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might
 
                        add. With a dragon that breathes fire
 
                        and eats knights and breathes fire,
 
                        it sure doesn't mean you're a coward
 
                        if you're a little scared. I sure as
 
                        heck ain't no coward. I know that.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey, two things, okay? Shut ... up.
 
                        Now go over there and see if you can
 
                        find any stairs.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for
 
                        the princess.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (putting on a helmet) The princess will
 
                        be up the stairs in the highest room
 
                        in the tallest tower.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What makes you think she'll be there?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I read it in a book once. (walks off)
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle
 
                        the stairs. I'll find those stairs.
 
                        I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs
 
                        won't know which way they're goin'.
 
                        (walks off)
 
 
              EMPTY ROOM
 
 
 
              Donkey is still talking to himself as he looks around the room.
 
 
             
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it
 
                        to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm
 
                        the stair master. I've mastered the
 
                        stairs. I wish I had a step right here.
 
                        I'd step all over it.
 
 
              ELSEWHERE
 
 
 
              Shrek spots a light in the tallest tower window.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, at least we know where the princess
 
                        is, but where's the...
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (os) Dragon!
 
 
 
              Donkey gasps and takes off running as the dragon roars again.
 
              Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon
 
              breathes fire.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey, look out! (he manages to get
 
                        a hold of the dragons tail and holds
 
                        on) Got ya!
 
 
              The dragon gets irritated at this and flicks it's tail and Shrek
 
              goes flying through the air and crashes through the roof of the
 
              tallest tower. Fiona wakes up with a jerk and looks at him lying
 
              on the floor.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh! Aah! Aah!
 
 
 
              Donkey get cornered as the Dragon knocks away all but a small
 
              part of the bridge he's on.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        No. Oh, no, No! (the dragon roars) Oh,
 
                        what large teeth you have. (the dragon
 
                        growls) I mean white, sparkling teeth.
 
                        I know you probably hear this all time
 
                        from your food, but you must bleach,
 
                        'cause that is one dazzling smile you
 
                        got there. Do I detect a hint of minty
 
                        freshness? And you know what else? You're
 
                        - - You're a girl dragon! Oh, sure!
 
                        I mean, of course you're a girl dragon.
 
                        You're just reeking of feminine beauty.
 
                        (the dragon begins fluttering her eyes
 
                        at him) What's the matter with you?
 
                        You got something in your eye? Ohh.
 
                        Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay,
 
                        but you know, I'm, uh...(the dragon
 
                        blows a smoke ring in the shape of a
 
                        heart right at him, and he coughs) I'm
 
                        an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd
 
                        work out if you're gonna blow smoke
 
                        rings. Shrek! (the dragon picks him
 
                        up with her teeth and carries him off)
 
                        No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
 
 
              FIONA'S ROOM
 
 
 
              Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor. His back is to Fiona
 
              so she straightens her dress and lays back down on the bed. She
 
              then quickly reaches over and gets the bouquet of flowers off
 
              the side table. She then lays back down and appears to be asleep.
 
              Shrek turns and goes over to her. He looks down at Fiona for
 
              a moment and she puckers her lips. Shrek takes her by the shoulders
 
              and shakes her away.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Oh! Oh!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Wake up!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        What?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Are you Princess Fiona?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to
 
                        rescue me.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our
 
                        first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful,
 
                        romantic moment?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should
 
                        sweep me off my feet out yonder window
 
                        and down a rope onto your valiant steed.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You've had a lot of time to plan this,
 
                        haven't you?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (smiles) Mm-hmm.
 
 
 
              Shrek breaks the lock on her door and pulls her out and down
 
              the hallway.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But we have to savor this moment! You
 
                        could recite an epic poem for me. A
 
                        ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I don't think so.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Can I at least know the name of my champion?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Uh, Shrek.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Sir Shrek. (clears throat and holds
 
                        out a handkerchief) I pray that you
 
                        take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Thanks!
 
 
 
              Suddenly they hear the dragon roar.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (surprised)You didn't slay the dragon?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        It's on my to-do list. Now come on!
 
                        (takes off running and drags Fiona behind
 
                        him.)
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But this isn't right! You were meant
 
                        to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.
 
                        That's what all the other knights did.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah, right before they burst into flame.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        That's not the point. (Shrek suddenly
 
                        stops and she runs into him.) Oh! (Shrek
 
                        ignores her and heads for a wooden door
 
                        off to the side.) Wait. Where are you
 
                        going? The exit's over there.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, I have to save my ass.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        What kind of knight are you?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        One of a kind. (opens the door into
 
                        the throne room)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (os) Slow down. Slow down, baby, please.
 
                        I believe it's healthy to get to know
 
                        someone over a long period of time.
 
                        Just call me old-fashioned. (laughs
 
                        worriedly) (we see him up close and
 
                        from a distance as Shrek sneaks into
 
                        the room) I don't want to rush into
 
                        a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally
 
                        ready for a commitment of, uh, this
 
                        - - Magnitude really is the word I'm
 
                        looking for. Magnitude- - Hey, that
 
                        is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what
 
                        are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just
 
                        back up a little and take this one step
 
                        at a time. We really should get to know
 
                        each other first as friends or pen pals.
 
                        I'm on the road a lot, but I just love
 
                        receiving cards - - I'd really love
 
                        to stay, but - - Don't do that! That's
 
                        my tail! That's my personal tail. You're
 
                        gonna tear it off. I don't give permission
 
                        - - What are you gonna do with that?
 
                        Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No.
 
                        No, no, no. No! Oh!
 
 
              Shrek grabs a chain that's connected to the chandelier and swings
 
              toward the dragon. He misses and he swings back again. He looks
 
              up and spots that the chandelier is right above the dragons head.
 
              He pulls on the chain and it releases and he falls down and bumps
 
              Donkey out of the way right as the dragon is about to kiss him.
 
              Instead the dragon kisses Shreks' butt. She opens her eyes and
 
              roars. Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto
 
              her head, but it's too big and it goes over her head and forms
 
              a sort of collar for her. She roars again and Shrek and Donkey
 
              take off running. Very 'Matrix' style. Shrek grabs Donkey and
 
              then grabs Princess Fiona as he runs past her.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hi, Princess!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        It talks!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's
 
                        the trick.
 
 
              They all start screaming as the dragon gains on them. Shrek spots
 
              a descending slide and jumps on. But unfortunately there is a
 
              crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. His
 
              eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide he stumbles
 
              off and walks lightly.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh!
 
 
 
              Shrek gets them close to the exit and sets down Donkey and Fiona.
 
 
             
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Okay, you two, heard for the exit! I'll
 
                        take care of the dragon.
 
 
              Shrek grabs a sword and heads back toward the interior of the
 
              castle. He throws the sword down in between several overlapping
 
              chain links. The chain links are attached to the chandelier that
 
              is still around the dragons neck.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (echoing) Run!
 
 
 
              They all take off running for the exit with the dragon in hot
 
              pursuit. They make it to the bridge and head across. The dragons
 
              breathes fire and the bridge begins to burn. They all hang on
 
              for dear life as the ropes holding the bridge up collapse. They
 
              are swung to the other side. As they hang upside down they look
 
              in horror as the dragon makes to fly over the boiling lava to
 
              get them. But suddenly the chandelier with the chain jerk the
 
              dragon back and she's unable to get to them. Our gang climbs
 
              quickly to safety as the dragon looks angry and then gives a
 
              sad whimper as she watches Donkey walk away.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (sliding down the 'volcano' hill) You
 
                        did it! You rescued me! You're amazing.
 
                        (behind her Donkey falls down the hill)
 
                        You're - - You're wonderful. You're...
 
                        (turns and sees Shrek fall down the
 
                        hill and bump into Donkey) a little
 
                        unorthodox I'll admit. But thy deed
 
                        is great, and thy heart is pure. I am
 
                        eternally in your debt. (Donkey clears
 
                        his throat.) And where would a brave
 
                        knight be without his noble steed?
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I hope you heard that. She called me
 
                        a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        The battle is won. You may remove your
 
                        helmet, good Sir Knight.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Uh, no.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Why not?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I have helmet hair.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Please. I would'st look upon the face
 
                        of my rescuer.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, no, you wouldn't - - 'st.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But how will you kiss me?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What? (to Donkey) That wasn't in the
 
                        job description.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Maybe it's a perk.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know
 
                        how it goes. A princess locked in a
 
                        tower and beset by a dragon is rescued
 
                        by a brave knight, and then they share
 
                        true love's first kiss.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hmm? With Shrek? You think- - Wait.
 
                        Wait. You think that Shrek is you true
 
                        love?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Well, yes.
 
 
 
              Both Donkey and Shrek burst out laughing.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You think Shrek is your true love!
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        What is so funny?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?Fiona:
 
                        Of course, you are. You're my rescuer.
 
                        Now - - Now remove your helmet.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Look. I really don't think this is a
 
                        good idea.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Just take off the helmet.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I'm not going to.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Take it off.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Now!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Okay! Easy. As you command. Your Highness.
 
                        (takes off his helmet)
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        You- - You're a- - an ogre.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is
 
                        all wrong. You're not supposed to be
 
                        an ogre.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Princess, I was sent to rescue you by
 
                        Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who
 
                        wants to marry you.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Then why didn't he come rescue me?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Good question. You should ask him that
 
                        when we get there.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But I have to be rescued by my true
 
                        love, not by some ogre and his- - his
 
                        pet.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Well, so much for noble steed.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You're not making my job any easier.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.
 
                        You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he
 
                        wants to rescue me properly, I'll be
 
                        waiting for him right here.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all
 
                        right? (ominous) I'm a delivery boy.
 
                        (he swiftly picks her up and swings
 
                        her over his shoulder like she was a
 
                        sack of potatoes)
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        You wouldn't dare. Put me down!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Ya comin', Donkey?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I'm right behind ya.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Put me down, or you will suffer the
 
                        consequences! This is not dignified!
 
                        Put me down!
 
 
              WOODS
 
 
 
              A little time has passed and Fiona has calmed down. She just
 
              hangs there limply while Shrek carries her.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Okay, so here's another question. Say
 
                        there's a woman that digs you, right,
 
                        but you don't really like her that way.
 
                        How do you let her down real easy so
 
                        her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't
 
                        get burned to a crisp and eaten?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        You just tell her she's not your true
 
                        love. Everyone knows what happens when
 
                        you find your...(Shrek drops her on
 
                        the ground) Hey! The sooner we get to
 
                        DuLoc the better.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You're gonna love it there, Princess.
 
                        It's beautiful!
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad?
 
                        What's he like?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Let me put it this way, Princess. Men
 
                        of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.
 
                        (he and Donkey laugh)
 
 
              Shrek then proceeds to splash water onto his face to wash off
 
              the dust and grime.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I don't know. There are those who think
 
                        little of him. (they laugh again) Fiona:
 
                        Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're
 
                        just jealous you can never measure up
 
                        to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess.
 
                        But I'll let you do the "measuring"
 
                        when you see him tomorrow.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (looks at the setting sun) Tomorrow?
 
                        It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop
 
                        to make camp?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, that'll take longer. We can keep
 
                        going.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But there's robbers in the woods.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camp is starting
 
                        to sound good.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything
 
                        we're going to see in this forest.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I need to find somewhere to camp now!
 
 
                       
 
              Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower as they shrink away from her.
 
 
             
 
              MOUNTAIN CLIFF
 
 
 
              Shrek has found a cave that appears to be in good order. He shoves
 
              a stone boulder out of the way to reveal the cave.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Hey! Over here.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek, we can do better than that. I
 
                        don't think this is fit for a princess.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No, no, it's perfect. It just needs
 
                        a few homey touches.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Homey touches? Like what? (he hears
 
                        a tearing noise and looks over at Fiona
 
                        who has torn the bark off of a tree.)
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee
 
                        good night. (goes into the cave and
 
                        puts the bark door up behind her)
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You want me to read you a bedtime story?
 
                        I will.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (os) I said good night!
 
 
 
              Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then goes to move the
 
              boulder back in front of the entrance to the cave with Fiona
 
              still inside.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek, What are you doing?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (laughs) I just- - You know - - Oh,
 
                        come on. I was just kidding.
 
 
              LATER THAT NIGHT
 
 
 
              Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. They are staring
 
              up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations
 
              to Donkey.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        And, uh, that one, that's Throwback,
 
                        the only ogre to ever spit over three
 
                        wheat fields.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future
 
                        from these stars?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        The stars don't tell the future, Donkey.
 
                        They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut,
 
                        the Flatulent. You can guess what he's
 
                        famous for.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I know you're making this up.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, look. There he is, and there's the
 
                        group of hunters running away from his
 
                        stench.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little
 
                        dots.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You know, Donkey, sometimes things are
 
                        more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (heaves a big sigh) Hey, Shrek, what
 
                        we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Our swamp?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You know, when we're through rescuing
 
                        the princess.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        We? Donkey, there's no "we". There's
 
                        no "our". There's just me and my swamp.
 
                        The first thing I'm gonna do is build
 
                        a ten-foot wall around my land.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real
 
                        deep just now. You know what I think?
 
                        I think this whole wall thing is just
 
                        a way to keep somebody out.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, do ya think?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Are you hidin' something?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Never mind, Donkey.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, this is another one of those onion
 
                        things, isn't it?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, this is one of those drop-it and
 
                        leave-it alone things.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Why don't you want to talk about it?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Why do you want to talk about it?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Why are you blocking?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I'm not blocking.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, yes, you are.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey, I'm warning you.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Who you trying to keep out?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Everyone! Okay?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (pause) Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.
 
                        (grins)
 
 
              At this point Fiona pulls the 'door' away from the entrance to
 
              the cave and peaks out. Neither of the guys see her.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh! For the love of Pete! (gets up and
 
                        walks over to the edge of the cliff
 
                        and sits down)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What's your problem? What you got against
 
                        the whole world anyway?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Look, I'm not the one with the problem,
 
                        okay? It's the world that seems to have
 
                        a problem with me. People take one look
 
                        at me and go. "Aah! Help! Run! A big,
 
                        stupid, ugly ogre!" They judge me before
 
                        they even know me. That's why I'm better
 
                        off alone.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You know what? When we met, I didn't
 
                        think you was just a big, stupid, ugly
 
                        ogre.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah, I know.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small
 
                        and Annoying.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny
 
                        one, right there. That one there?
 
 
                       
 
              Fiona puts the door back.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        That's the moon.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, okay.
 
 
 
              DuLoc - Farquaad's Bedroom
 
 
 
              The camera pans over a lot of wedding stuff. Soft music plays
 
              in the background. Farquaad is in bed, watching as the Magic
 
              Mirror shows him Princess Fiona.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Again, show me again. Mirror, mirror,
 
                        show her to me. Show me the princess.
 
 
                       
 
                                    MIRROR
 
                        Hmph.
 
 
 
              The Mirror rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning.
 
 
             
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Ah. Perfect.
 
 
 
              Farquaad looks down at his bare chest and pulls the sheet up
 
              to cover himself as though Fiona could see him as he gazes sheepishly
 
              at her image in the mirror.
 
 
              MORNING
 
 
 
              Fiona walks out of the cave. She glances at Shrek and Donkey
 
              who are still sleeping. She wanders off into the woods and comes
 
              across a blue bird. She begins to sing. The bird sings along
 
              with her. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles
 
              to keep up with her. Suddenly the pressure of the note is too
 
              big and the bird explodes. Fiona looks a little sheepish, but
 
              she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. Time lapse, Fiona
 
              is now cooking the eggs for breakfast. Shrek and Donkey are still
 
              sleeping. Shrek wakes up and looks at Fiona. Donkey's talking
 
              in his sleep.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (quietly) Mmm, yeah, you know I like
 
                        it like that. Come on, baby. I said
 
                        I like it.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey, wake up. (shakes him)
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Huh? What?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Wake up.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What? (stretches and yawns)
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Good morning. Hm, how do you like your
 
                        eggs?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, good morning, Princess!
 
 
 
              Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What's all this about?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        You know, we kind of got off to a bad
 
                        start yesterday. I wanted to make it
 
                        up to you. I mean, after all, you did
 
                        rescue me.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Uh, thanks.
 
 
 
              Donkey sniffs the eggs and licks his lips.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead
 
                        of us. (walks off)
 
 
              LATER
 
 
 
              They are once again on their way. They are walking through the
 
              forest. Shrek belches.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What? It's a compliment. Better out
 
                        than in, I always say. (laughs)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Well, it's no way to behave in front
 
                        of a princess.
 
 
              Fiona belches
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Thanks.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        She's as nasty as you are.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (chuckles) You know, you're not exactly
 
                        what I expected.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people
 
                        before you get to know them.
 
 
              She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Suddenly
 
              from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona up into
 
              a tree.
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        La liberte! Hey!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Princess!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (to Robin Hood) What are you doing?
 
 
                       
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior!
 
                        And I am rescuing you from this green...(kisses
 
                        up her arm while Fiona pulls back in
 
                        disgust)...beast.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Hey! That's my princess! Go find you
 
                        own!
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a
 
                        little busy here?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (getting fed up) Look, pal, I don't
 
                        know who you think you are!
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please
 
                        let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men.
 
                        (laughs)
 
 
              Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merry men pop out
 
              from the bushes. They begin to sing Robin's theme song.
 
 
                                    MERRY MEN
 
                        Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo.
 
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        I steal from the rich and give to the
 
                        needy.
 
 
                                    MERRY MEN
 
                        He takes a wee percentage,
 
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty
 
                        damsels, man, I'm good.
 
 
                                    MERRY MEN
 
                        What a guy, Monsieur Hood.
 
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        Break it down. I like an honest fight
 
                        and a saucy little maid...
 
 
                                    MERRY MEN
 
                        What he's basically saying is he likes
 
                        to get...
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        Paid. So...When an ogre in the bush
 
                        grabs a lady by the tush. That's bad.
 
 
                       
 
                                    MERRY MEN
 
                        That's bad.
 
 
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        When a beauty's with a beast it makes
 
                        me awfully mad.
 
 
                                    MERRY MEN
 
                        He's mad, he's really, really mad.
 
 
                       
 
                                    ROBIN HOOD
 
                        I'll take my blade and ram it through
 
                        your heart, keep your eyes on me, boys
 
                        'cause I'm about to start...
 
 
              There is a grunt as Fiona swings down from the tree limb and
 
              knocks Robin Hood unconscious.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Man, that was annoying!
 
 
 
              Shrek looks at her in admiration.
 
 
 
                                    MERRY MAN
 
                        Oh, you little- - (shoots an arrow at
 
                        Fiona but she ducks out of the way)
 
 
                       
 
              The arrow flies toward Donkey who jumps into Shrek's arms to
 
              get out of the way. The arrow proceeds to just bounce off a tree.
 
 
             
 
              Another fight sequence begins and Fiona gives a karate yell and
 
              then proceeds to beat the crap out of the Merry Men. There is
 
              a very interesting 'Matrix' moment here when Fiona pauses in
 
              mid-air to fix her hair. Finally all of the Merry Men are down,
 
              and Fiona begins walking away.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Uh, shall we?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Hold the phone. (drops Donkey and begins
 
                        walking after Fiona) Oh! Whoa, whoa,
 
                        whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come
 
                        from?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        What?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        That! Back there. That was amazing!
 
                        Where did you learn that?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Well...(laughs) when one lives alone,
 
                        uh, one has to learn these things in
 
                        case there's a...(gasps and points)
 
                        there's an arrow in your butt!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What? (turns and looks) Oh, would you
 
                        look at that? (he goes to pull it out
 
                        but flinches because it's tender)
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so
 
                        sorry.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (walking up) Why? What's wrong?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shrek's hurt.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no,
 
                        Shrek's gonna die.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey, I'm okay.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm
 
                        too young for you to die. Keep you legs
 
                        elevated. Turn your head and cough.
 
                        Does anyone know the Heimlich?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help
 
                        Shrek, run into the woods and find me
 
                        a blue flower with red thorns.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on
 
                        it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die
 
                        Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay
 
                        away from the light!
 
 
                                    SHREK & FIONA
 
                        Donkey!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.
 
                        (runs off)
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What are the flowers for?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (like it's obvious) For getting rid
 
                        of Donkey.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Ah.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Now you hold still, and I'll yank this
 
                        thing out. (gives the arrow a little
 
                        pull)
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (jumps away) Ow! Hey! Easy with the
 
                        yankin'.
 
 
              As they continue to talk Fiona keeps going after the arrow and
 
              Shrek keeps dodging her hands.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I'm sorry, but it has to come out.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, it's tender.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Now, hold on.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What you're doing is the opposite of
 
                        help.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Don't move.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Look, time out.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Would you...(grunts as Shrek puts his
 
                        hand over her face to stop her from
 
                        getting at the arrow) Okay. What do
 
                        you propose we do?
 
 
              ELSEWHERE
 
 
 
              Donkey is still looking for the special flower.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower,
 
                        red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
 
                        This would be so much easier if I wasn't
 
                        color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (os) Ow!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'! (rips a
 
                        flower off a nearby bush that just happens
 
                        to be a blue flower with red thorns)
 
 
                       
 
              THE FOREST PATH
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Ow! Not good.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head.
 
                        (Shrek grunts as she pulls) It's just
 
                        about...
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Ow! Ohh! (he jerks and manages to fall
 
                        over with Fiona on top of him)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Ahem.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (throwing Fiona off of him) Nothing
 
                        happend. We were just, uh - -
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Look, if you wanted to be alone, all  
 
                        you had to do was ask. Okay?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, come on! That's the last thing on
 
                        my mind. The princess here was just-
 
                        - (Fiona pulls the arrow out) Ugh! (he
 
                        turns to look at Fiona who holds up
 
                        the arrow with a smile) Ow!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, what's that? (nervous chuckle)
 
                        That's...is that blood?
 
 
              Donkey faints. Shrek walks over and picks him up as they continue
 
              on their way.
 
 
              There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to DuLoc.
 
              Shrek crawling up to the top of a tree to make it fall over a
 
              small brook so that Fiona won't get wet. Shrek then gets up as
 
              Donkey is just about to cross the tree and the tree swings back
 
              into it's upright position and Donkey flies off. Shrek swatting
 
              and a bunch of flies and mosquitoes. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb
 
              that's on a tree branch and runs through the field swinging it
 
              around to catch the bugs. She then hands it to Shrek who begins
 
              eating like it's a treat. As he walks off she licks her fingers.
 
              Shrek catching a toad and blowing it up like a balloon and presenting
 
              it to Fiona. Fiona catching a snake, blowing it up, fashioning
 
              it into a balloon animal and presenting it to Shrek. The group
 
              arriving at a windmill that is near DuLoc.
 
 
              WINDMILL
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        There it is, Princess. Your future awaits
 
                        you.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        That's DuLoc?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks
 
                        Lord Farquaad's compensating for something,
 
                        which I think means he has a really...(Shrek
 
                        steps on his hoof) Ow!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Um, I, uh- - I guess we better move
 
                        on.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Sure. But, Shrek? I'm - - I'm worried
 
                        about Donkey.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I mean, look at him. He doesn't look
 
                        so good.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What are you talking about? I'm fine.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (kneels to look him in the eyes) That's
 
                        what they always say, and then next
 
                        thing you know, you're on your back.
 
                        (pause) Dead.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You know, she's right. You look awful.
 
                        Do you want to sit down?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I didn't want to say nothin', but I
 
                        got this twinge in my neck, and when
 
                        I turn my head like this, look, (turns
 
                        his neck in a very sharp way until his
 
                        head is completely sideways) Ow! See?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I'll get the firewood.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't
 
                        feel my toes! (looks down and yelps)
 
                        I don't have any toes! I think I need
 
                        a hug.
 
 
              SUNSET
 
 
 
              Shrek has built a fire and is cooking the rest of dinner while
 
              Fiona eats.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Mmm. This is good. This is really good.
 
                        What is this?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No kidding. Well, this is delicious.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, they're also great in stews. Now,
 
                        I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean
 
                        weed rat stew. (chuckles)
 
 
              Fiona looks at DuLoc and sighs.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I guess I'll be dining a little differently
 
                        tomorrow night.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp
 
                        sometime. I'll cook all kind of stuff
 
                        for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare
 
                        - - you name it.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (smiles) I'd like that.
 
 
 
              They smiles at each other.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Um, Princess?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Yes, Shrek?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I, um, I was wondering...are you...(sighs)
 
                        Are you gonna eat that?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (chuckles) Man, isn't this romantic?
 
                        Just look at that sunset.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (jumps up) Sunset? Oh, no! I mean, it's
 
                        late. I-It's very late.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on
 
                        here. You're afraid of the dark, aren't
 
                        you?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified.
 
                        You know, I'd better go inside.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to
 
                        be afraid of the dark, too, until -
 
                        - Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of
 
                        the dark.
 
 
              Shrek sighs
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Good night.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Good night.
 
 
 
              Fiona goes inside the windmill and closes the door. Donkey looks
 
              at Shrek with a new eye.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Ohh! Now I really see what's goin' on
 
                        here.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, what are you talkin' about?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm
 
                        an animal, and I got instincts. And
 
                        I know you two were diggin' on each
 
                        other. I could feel it.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You're crazy. I'm just bringing her
 
                        back to Farquaad.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell
 
                        the pheromones. Just go on in and tell
 
                        her how you feel.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I- - There's nothing to tell. Besides,
 
                        even if I did tell her that, well, you
 
                        know - - and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause
 
                        I don't - - she's a princess, and I'm
 
                        - -
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        An ogre?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah. An ogre.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, where you goin'?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        To get... move firewood. (sighs)
 
 
 
              Donkey looks over at the large pile of firewood there already
 
              is.
 
 
              TIME LAPSE
 
 
 
              Donkey opens the door to the Windmill and walks in. Fiona is
 
              nowhere to be seen.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess,
 
                        where are you? Princess?
 
 
              Fiona looks at Donkey from the shadows, but we can't see her.
 
 
             
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing
 
                        no games.
 
 
              Suddenly Fiona falls from the railing. She gets up only she doesn't
 
              look like herself. She looks like an ogre and Donkey starts freaking
 
              out.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Aah!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Oh, no!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        No, help!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shh!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No, it's okay. It's okay.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What did you do with the princess?
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Donkey, I'm the princess.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Aah!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        It's me, in this body.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Oh, my God! You ate the princess. (to
 
                        her stomach) Can you hear me?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Donkey!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (still aimed at her stomach) Listen,
 
                        keep breathing! I'll get you out of
 
                        there!
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shh.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        This is me.
 
 
 
              Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he quiets
 
              down.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Princess? What happened to you? You're,
 
                        uh, uh, uh, different.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I'm ugly, okay?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Well, yeah! Was it something you ate?
 
                        'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a
 
                        bad idea. You are what you eat, I said.
 
                        Now - -
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No. I - - I've been this way as long
 
                        as I can remember.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What do you mean? Look, I ain't never
 
                        seen you like this before.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        It only happens when sun goes down.
 
                        "By night one way, by day another. This
 
                        shall be the norm... until you find
 
                        true love's first kiss... and then take
 
                        love's true form."
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know
 
                        you wrote poetry.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        It's a spell. (sigh) When I was a little
 
                        girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every
 
                        night I become this. This horrible,
 
                        ugly beast! I was placed in a tower
 
                        to await the day my true love would
 
                        rescue me. That's why I have to marry
 
                        Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun
 
                        sets and he sees me like this. (begins
 
                        to cry)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        All right, all right. Calm down. Look,
 
                        it's not that bad. You're not that ugly.
 
                        Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly.
 
                        But you only look like this at night.
 
                        Shrek's ugly 24-7.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this
 
                        is not how a princess is meant to look.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry
 
                        Farquaad?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I have to. Only my true love's kiss
 
                        can break the spell.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        But, you know, um, you're kind of an
 
                        orge, and Shrek - - well, you got a
 
                        lot in common.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shrek?
 
 
 
              OUTSIDE
 
 
 
              Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his
 
              hand.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (to himself) Princess, I - - Uh, how's
 
                        it going, first of all? Good? Um, good
 
                        for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower
 
                        and thought of you because it's pretty
 
                        and - - well, I don't really like it,
 
                        but I thought you might like it 'cause
 
                        you're pretty. But I like you anyway.
 
                        I'd - - uh, uh...(sighs) I'm in trouble.
 
                        Okay, here we go.
 
 
              He walks up to the door and pauses outside when he hears Donkey
 
              and Fiona talking.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (os) I can't just marry whoever I want.
 
                        Take a good look at me, Donkey. I mean,
 
                        really, who can ever love a beast so
 
                        hideous and ugly? "Princess" and "ugly"
 
                        don't go together. That's why I can't
 
                        stay here with Shrek.
 
 
              Shrek steps back in shock.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (os) My only chance to live happily
 
                        ever after is to marry my true love.
 
 
                       
 
              Shrek heaves a deep sigh. He throws the flower down and walks
 
              away.
 
 
              INSIDE
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how
 
                        it has to be. It's the only way to break
 
                        the spell.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No! You can't breathe a word. No one
 
                        must ever know.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What's the point of being able to talk
 
                        if you gotta keep secrets?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Promise you won't tell. Promise!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        All right, all right. I won't tell him.
 
                        But you should. (goes outside) I just
 
                        know before this is over, I'm gonna
 
                        need a whole lot of serious therapy.
 
                        Look at my eye twitchin'.
 
 
              Fiona comes out the door and watches him walk away. She looks
 
              down and spots the sunflower. She picks it up before going back
 
              inside the windmill.
 
 
              MORNING
 
 
 
              Donkey is asleep. Shrek is nowhere to be seen. Fiona is still
 
              awake. She is plucking petals from the sunflower.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him,
 
                        I tell him not. I tell him. (she quickly
 
                        runs to the door and goes outside) Shrek!
 
                        Shrek, there's something I want...(she
 
                        looks and sees the rising sun, and as
 
                        the sun crests the sky she turns back
 
                        into a human.)
 
 
              Just as she looks back at the sun she sees Shrek stomping towards
 
              her.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shrek. Are you all right?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Perfect! Never been better.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I - - I don't - - There's something
 
                        I have to tell you.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        You don't have to tell me anything,
 
                        Princess. I heard enough last night.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        You heard what I said?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Every word.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        I thought you'd understand.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, I understand. Like you said, "Who
 
                        could love a hideous, ugly beast?"
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        But I thought that wouldn't matter to
 
                        you.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah? Well, it does. (Fiona looks at
 
                        him in shock. He looks past her and
 
                        spots a group approaching.) Ah, right
 
                        on time. Princess, I've brought you
 
                        a little something.
 
 
              Farquaad has arrived with a group of his men. He looks very regal
 
              sitting up on his horse. You would never guess that he's only
 
              like 3 feet tall. Donkey wakes up with a yawn as the soldiers
 
              march by.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What'd I miss? What'd I miss? (spots
 
                        the soldiers) (muffled) Who said that?
 
                        Couldn't have been the donkey.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Princess Fiona.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        As promised. Now hand it over.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Very well, ogre. (holds out a piece
 
                        of paper) The deed to your swamp, cleared
 
                        out, as agreed. Take it and go before
 
                        I change my mind. (Shrek takes the paper)
 
                        Forgive me, Princess, for startling
 
                        you, but you startled me, for I have
 
                        never seen such a radiant beauty before.
 
                        I'm Lord Farquaad.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. (Farquaad
 
                        snaps his fingers) Forgive me, my lord,
 
                        for I was just saying a short... (Watches
 
                        as Farquaad is lifted off his horse
 
                        and set down in front of her. He comes
 
                        to her waist.) farewell.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Oh, that is so sweet. You don't have
 
                        to waste good manners on the ogre. It's
 
                        not like it has feelings.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No, you're right. It doesn't.
 
 
 
              Donkey watches this exchange with a curious look on his face.
 
 
             
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless
 
                        Fiona. I ask your hand in marriage.
 
                        Will you be the perfect bride for the
 
                        perfect groom?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would
 
                        make - -
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        (interrupting) Excellent! I'll start
 
                        the plans, for tomorrow we wed!
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No! I mean, uh, why wait? Let's get
 
                        married today before the sun sets.
 
 
                       
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Oh, anxious, are you? You're right.
 
                        The sooner, the better. There's so much
 
                        to do! There's the caterer, the cake,
 
                        the band, the guest list. Captain, round
 
                        up some guests! (a guard puts Fiona
 
                        on the back of his horse)
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Fare-thee-well, ogre.
 
 
 
              Farquaad's whole party begins to head back to DuLoc. Donkey watches
 
              them go.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting
 
                        her get away.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah? So what?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek, there's something about her you
 
                        don't know. Look, I talked to her last
 
                        night, She's - -
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I know you talked to her last night.
 
                        You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if
 
                        you two are such good friends, why don't
 
                        you follow her home?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek, I - - I wanna go with you.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I told you, didn't I? You're not coming
 
                        home with me. I live alone! My swamp!
 
                        Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody!
 
                        Especially useless, pathetic, annoying,
 
                        talking donkeys!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        But I thought - -
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong!
 
                        (stomps off)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Shrek.
 
 
 
              Montage of different scenes. Shrek arriving back home. Fiona
 
              being fitted for the wedding dress. Donkey at a stream running
 
              into the dragon. Shrek cleaning up his house. Fiona eating dinner
 
              alone. Shrek eating dinner alone.
 
 
              SHREK'S HOME
 
 
 
              Shrek is eating dinner when he hears a sound outside. He goes
 
              outside to investigate.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey? (Donkey ignores him and continues
 
                        with what he's doing.) What are you
 
                        doing?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I would think, of all people, you would
 
                        recognize a wall when you see one.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed
 
                        to go around my swamp, not through it.
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        It is around your half. See that's your
 
                        half, and this is my half.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh! Your half. Hmm.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess.
 
                        I did half the work. I get half the
 
                        booty. Now hand me that big old rock,
 
                        the one that looks like your head.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Back off!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        No, you back off.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        This is my swamp!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Our swamp.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (grabs the tree branch Donkey is working
 
                        with) Let go, Donkey!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You let go.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Stubborn jackass!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Smelly ogre.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Fine! (drops the tree branch and walks
 
                        away)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through
 
                        with you yet.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, I'm through with you.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always,
 
                        "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now
 
                        it's my turn! So you just shut up and
 
                        pay attention! You are mean to me. You
 
                        insult me and you don't appreciate anything
 
                        that I do! You're always pushing me
 
                        around or pushing me away.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so
 
                        bad, how come you came back?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Because that's what friends do! They
 
                        forgive each other!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive
 
                        you... for stabbin' me in the back!
 
                        (goes into the outhouse and slams the
 
                        door)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers,
 
                        onion boy, you're afraid of your own
 
                        feelings.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (os) Go away!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        There you are , doing it again just
 
                        like you did to Fiona. All she ever
 
                        do was like you, maybe even love you.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (os) Love me? She said I was ugly, a
 
                        hideous creature. I heard the two of
 
                        you talking.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        She wasn't talkin' about you. She was
 
                        talkin' about, uh, somebody else.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (opens the door and comes out) She wasn't
 
                        talking about me? Well, then who was
 
                        she talking about?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything.
 
                        You don't wanna listen to me. Right?
 
                        Right?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        No!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right? (sigh)
 
                        I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big,
 
                        stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, that's what friends are for, right?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Right. Friends?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Friends.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        So, um, what did Fiona say about me?
 
 
                       
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        What are you asking me for? Why don't
 
                        you just go ask her?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        The wedding! We'll never make it in
 
                        time.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, there's
 
                        a will, there's a way and I have a way.
 
                        (whistles)
 
 
              Suddenly the dragon arrives overhead and flies low enough so
 
              they can climb on.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Donkey?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        I guess it's just my animal magnetism.
 
 
                       
 
              They both laugh.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Aw, come here, you. (gives Donkey a
 
                        noogie)
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        All right, all right. Don't get all
 
                        slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All
 
                        right, hop on and hold on tight. I haven't
 
                        had a chance to install the seat belts
 
                        yet.
 
 
              They climb aboard the dragon and she takes off for DuLoc.
 
 
 
              DULOC - CHURCH
 
 
 
              Fiona and Farquaad are getting married. The whole town is there.
 
              The prompter card guy holds up a card that says 'Revered Silence'.
 
 
             
 
                                    PRIEST
 
                        People of DuLoc, we gather here today
 
                        to bear witness to the union....
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (eyeing the setting sun) Um-
 
 
 
                                    PRIEST
 
                        ...of our new king...
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead
 
                        to the "I do's"?
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        (chuckles and then motions to the priest
 
                        to indulge Fiona) Go on.
 
 
              COURTYARD
 
 
 
              Some guards are milling around. Suddenly the dragon lands with
 
              a boom. The guards all take off running.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (to Dragon) Go ahead, HAVE SOME FUN.
 
                        If we need you, I'll whistle. How about
 
                        that? (she nods and goes after the guards)
 
                        Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You
 
                        wanna do this right, don't you?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (at the Church door) What are you talking
 
                        about?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        There's a line you gotta wait for. The
 
                        preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or
 
                        forever hold your peace." That's when
 
                        you say, "I object!"
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I don't have time for this!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen
 
                        to me! Look, you love this woman, don't
 
                        you?
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yes.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        You wanna hold her?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yes.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Please her?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Yes!
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (singing James Brown style) Then you
 
                        got to, got to try a little tenderness.
 
                        (normal) The chicks love that romantic
 
                        crap!
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        All right! Cut it out. When does this
 
                        guy say the line?
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        We gotta check it out.
 
 
 
              INSIDE CHURCH
 
 
 
              As the priest talks we see Donkey's shadow through one of the
 
              windows Shrek tosses him up so he can see.
 
 
                                    PRIEST
 
                        And so, by the power vested in me...
 
 
                       
 
              Outside
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        What do you see?
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        The whole town's in there.
 
 
 
              Inside
 
 
 
                                    PRIEST
 
                        I now pronounce you husband and wife...
 
 
                       
 
              Outside
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        They're at the altar.
 
 
 
              Inside
 
 
 
                                    PRIEST
 
                        ...king and queen.
 
 
 
              Outside
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Oh, for the love of Pete!
 
 
 
              He runs inside without catching Donkey, who hits the ground hard.
 
 
             
 
              INSIDE CHURCH
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (running toward the alter) I object!
 
 
                       
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shrek?
 
 
 
              The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Oh, now what does he want?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (to congregation as he reaches the front
 
                        of the Church) Hi, everyone. Havin'
 
                        a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first
 
                        of all. Very clean.
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        What are you doing here?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Really, it's rude enough being alive
 
                        when no one wants you, but showing up
 
                        uninvited to a wedding...
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Fiona! I need to talk to you.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little
 
                        late for that, so if you'll excuse me
 
                        - -
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        But you can't marry him.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        And why not?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Because- - Because he's just marring
 
                        you so he can be king.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        He's not your true love.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        And what do you know about true love?
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, I - - Uh - - I mean - -
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Oh, this is precious. The ogee has fallen
 
                        in love with the princess! Oh, good
 
                        Lord. (laughs)
 
 
              The prompter card guy holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. The
 
              whole congregation laughs.
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        An ogre and a princess!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shrek, is this true?
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona,
 
                        my love, we're but a kiss away from
 
                        our "happily ever after." Now kiss me!
 
                        (puckers his lips and leans toward her,
 
                        but she pulls back.)
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (looking at the setting sun) "By night
 
                        one way, by day another." (to Shrek)
 
                        I wanted to show you before.
 
 
              She backs up and as the sun sets she changes into her ogre self.
 
              She gives Shrek a sheepish smile.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Well, uh, that explains a lot. (Fiona
 
                        smiles)
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards!
 
                        I order you to get that out of my sight
 
                        now! Get them! Get them both!
 
 
              The guards run in and separate Fiona and Shrek. Shrek fights
 
              them.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No, no!
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This
 
                        marriage is binding, and that makes
 
                        me king! See? See?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No, let go of me! Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        No!
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        Don't just stand there, you morons.
 
 
                       
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Get out of my way! Fiona! Arrgh!
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        I'll make you regret the day we met.
 
                        I'll see you drawn and quartered! You'll
 
                        beg for death to save you!
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        No, Shrek!
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        (hold a dagger to Fiona's throat) And
 
                        as for you, my wife...
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Fiona!
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        I'll have you locked back in that tower
 
                        for the rest of your days! I'm king!
 
 
                       
 
              Shrek manages to get a hand free and he whistles.
 
 
 
                                    FARQUAAD
 
                        I will have order! I will have perfection!
 
                        I will have - - (Donkey and the dragon
 
                        show up and the dragon leans down and
 
                        eats Farquaad) Aaaah! Aah!
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon
 
                        here, and I'm not afraid to use it.
 
                        (The dragon roars.) I'm a donkey on
 
                        the edge!
 
 
              The dragon belches and Farquaad's crown flies out of her mouth
 
              and falls to the ground.
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Celebrity marriages. They never last,
 
                        do they?
 
 
              The congregation cheers.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        Go ahead, Shrek.
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Uh, Fiona?
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Yes, Shrek?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        I - - I love you.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        Really?
 
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        Really, really.
 
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (smiles) I love you too.
 
 
 
              Shrek and Fiona kiss. Thelonius takes one of the cards and writes
 
              'Awwww' on the back and then shows it to the congregation.
 
 
             
 
                                    CONGREGATION
 
                        Aawww!
 
 
 
              Suddenly the magic of the spell pulls Fiona away. She's lifted
 
              up into the air and she hovers there while the magic works around
 
              her.
 
 
                                    WHISPERS
 
                        "Until you find true love's first kiss
 
                        and then take love's true form. Take
 
                        love's true form. Take love's true form."
 
 
                       
 
              Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide. She's consumed by the spell
 
              and then is slowly lowered to the ground.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        (going over to her) Fiona? Fiona. Are
 
                        you all right?
 
 
                                    FIONA
 
                        (standing up, she's still an ogre) Well,
 
                        yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed
 
                        to be beautiful.
 
 
                                    SHREK
 
                        But you ARE beautiful.
 
 
 
              They smile at each other.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (chuckles) I was hoping this would be
 
                        a happy ending.
 
 
              Shrek and Fiona kiss...and the kiss fades into...
 
 
 
              THE SWAMP
 
 
 
              ...their wedding kiss. Shrek and Fiona are now married. 'I'm
 
              a Believer' by Smashmouth is played in the background. Shrek
 
              and Fiona break apart and run through the crowd to their awaiting
 
              carriage. Which is made of a giant onion. Fiona tosses her bouquet
 
              which both Cinderella and Snow White try to catch. But they end
 
              up getting into a cat fight and so the dragon catches the bouquet
 
              instead. The Gingerbread man has been mended somewhat and now
 
              has one leg and walks with a candy cane cane. Shrek and Fiona
 
              walk off as the rest of the guests party and Donkey takes over
 
              singing the song.
 
 
                                    GINGERBREAD MAN
 
                        God bless us, every one.
 
 
 
                                    DONKEY
 
                        (as he's done singing and we fade to
 
                        black) Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't
 
                        breathe. I can't breathe.
 
 
              THE END
 
 
 
=== <u>'''Space'''</u> ===
 
[[File:Space_Biome.png|thumb|240x240px|A starting position in space biome.]]
 
The space biome consists of a collection of islands. The players are able to move between these islands with the use of their jetpacks. Similar to the lava biome, the players must build bridges between islands using stone (iron).  
 
 
 
Stone (Iron) can be found within the light grey rocks and wood can be chopped from the blue and teal structures that can be seen in the adjacent image.  
 
 
 
Perma-rock can be distinguished from stone (iron) as it is the darker grey structure.  
 
 
 
The function of the water bucket is also no longer used to cool the engine but creates an atmosphere for players to breathe in and recharge their air supply. When the air supply drops to zero players will die and respawn. The [[Tank_Wagon|water wagon]] emits an air bubble for the players to breath in. 
 
 
 
There are no creatures in this biome. But from time to time a meteor will crash into the biome, killing players in the vicinity and destroying tracks and terrain if they are not within an air bubble.  
 
 
 
It never gets dark in space, making the light wagon useless.
 
 
 
The sound of the crash warning is muted in the vacuum of space. Players must place extra attention on the position of the train and its relation to the last track.
 
 
 
=== <u>'''Mars'''</u> ===
 
 
 
Mars biome introduces green walls that are resistant to the crips and bloods and take longer to mine.
 
 
 
Turrets will frequently shoot fireballs at my niggas, killing them like the 9 in my belt.
 
 
 
Just as like in space biome, tank wagon and water bucket produce oxygen bubbles. Mars biome never gets dark as well. Like in hell and paris, niggas must be built with iron.
 

Latest revision as of 12:56, 14 November 2023

Unrailed has eight distinct biomes to play on. Each has its own attributes that make the gameplay unique. These attributes come in the form of varying terrain generation, different creatures and different mechanics.

In Endless Mode players will begin in the Plains biome and are able to progress to the next biome by purchasing the next engine in the station shop. Engines can be bought for four bolts and with every engine upgrade players will receive an extra slot for another wagon.

On endless mode players enter these biomes in order:

  1. Plains
  2. Desert
  3. Snow
  4. Underwater
  5. Hell
  6. Space
  7. Mars
  8. Final biome


Plains

Terrain

A starting position of a Plains Biome.

The Plains are lush & grassy fields containing small forests, rock formations and perma-rock, which will be sparsely generated. Many ponds and rivers cover the landscape providing a healthy supply of water, but players will have to build bridges over them by using wood. This biome is also named Grass or Grassland.

A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. Keeping track of the path towards the next station and picking up bolts while it's still bright is a good idea. Fog can occur during the day and the night, which can make it harder to discern resources, though the fog will dissipate once the train reaches the next station.

The Plains is the only biome where it will rain occasionally, which cools down the train engine and will fill up the water bucket. Similar to fog, it will also stop raining once the train reaches the next station.

Threats

In the Plains the only threat is Bandits, which will try to steal resources and then throw them off the edge. They can be killed by using the Pickaxe, the Axe, or a piece of Dynamite.

Animals

Cows can be milked with the Milk Wagon. Drinking cow milk will improve the efficiency with tools threefold (destroying resources with one strike will be possible).

Ducks can be found on the water and are killed if a bridge is placed on top of them.


Desert

Terrain

A starting position of a Desert Biome.

The Desert is a sandy biome with palm trees, cacti and plenty of rock formations. Perma-rock is denser in the Desert and will pose an increased challenge to players compared with the Plains biome. Water will be less present and can still be bridged over by using wood.

A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. Keeping track of the path towards the next station and picking up bolts while it's still bright is a good idea. Fog can occur during the day and the night, which can make it harder to discern resources, though the fog will dissipate once the train reaches the next station.

Threats

The Outlaws will try to steal resources and then throw them off the edge, similar to Bandits, but they are also able to pick up train tracks. They can be killed by using the Pickaxe, the Axe, or a piece of Dynamite.

Camels will follow the Water Bucket and empty it once reached. This adds to the water problem in the Desert, due to the fact that it will no longer rain.

Animals

Camels can be milked with the Milk Wagon. Drinking camel milk will improve the carry capacity four-fold (carrying 12 items at once will be possible).

Flamingos can be found on the water and are killed if a bridge is placed on top of them.

Snow

Terrain

A starting position of a Snow Biome.

In the Snow Biome, also known as the Winter biome, it will snow regularly, which will replenish melted snow and stack on top of the already present snow.

The brown trees and rock formations will be harder to see due to the snow. Perma-rock will be commonly found, but they look similar to the rock formations and will pose an increased challenge to players because of that. Water will be present and can still be bridged over by using wood.

A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. This won't usually pose a threat to the players though because of the Light Wagon, which will melt the snow in its vicinity. It can also stop snowing for a while, which can be a temporary relief to some players.

Snow can be melted if a player carries the Water Bucket while walking over snow. The improved bucket and dynamite are more ways to get rid of snow, though not as efficient as with the Light Wagon.  

Threats

The Yeti will attack the players by stomping, which creates an area of effect that causes everyone in its vicinity to drop their items.

Two layers of snow will cover up resources, tracks and tools on the ground. Snow in general will slow down player movement and even stop dashes. It can be a problem if not dealt with accordingly, but it's much less of a threat with the Light Wagon.

Animals

The walrus can be milked, allowing players to maneuver the snow at normal speed.

Penguins can be found on the water and are killed if a bridge is placed on top of them.


Underwater

Terrain

File:Underwater Biome.png
A starting position of a Underwater Biome.

The Underwater Biome is a bonus biome of the sorts that can be entered using any of the secret mineshafts that are hidden across the first 3 biomes. For each biome, one mineshaft may spawn randomly on level 3, 4 or 5. Starting from level 6, one is guaranteed to spawn on level 5n+1. When you see a mineshaft surrounded by the streams of a nearby waterfall, you can build tracks there and connect to the lone track within the mineshaft. Your train will then speed up towards the mineshaft, then enter a transition phase into Underwater where the train is slowed and a flashing warning symbol appears over your train's engine.

If players choose not to enter the secret mineshaft, it will explode upon loading the next level. This biome is only available in endless and sandbox modes.

Threats

Blowfish, an explosive type of fish, swim the sea floor. When players are near, the Blowfish will gradually fill itself with air until the point at which it bursts itself and causes a dynamite-like explosion to nearby players and resources.

Animals

The blowfish can be milked, providing players with an infinite amount of oxygen.

Lava

Terrain

A screen flipped upside down in the Hell Biome.

The Lava biome, also called the Hell biome, generates dead trees, big pumpkins and stone formations. It is resource-rich but often causes difficulty due to the limited build space for train tracks. Perma-rock is very common and can restrict players by blocking the access to the back of the train.

Instead of water lakes & rivers, there will be vast lava lakes, which can be bridged over by using stone instead of wood. The Water Bucket can be filled by standing on top of geysers found on the ground. Tracks cannot be placed over steam vents, the path to the station should be planned accordingly.

A day- & night-cycle will be present during this biome, which can obscure the vision. Keeping track of the path towards the next station and picking up bolts while it's still bright is a good idea.

Threats

Ghosts will attack the players, turning the victim into a ghost with inverted controls (the ghost attribute will affect the player). Once possessed, the Ghost will be removed from the map and after a while the side effects of being possessed will subside.

The screen will tilt and even flip upside down. If the motion sickness option is turned on in the settings, then the controls will reverse instead.

Magma Slimes will try to attach themselves to the engine, which will set it on fire. They can be extinguished with a water bucket, up to a maximum of 3 times. After that they lose their fire ability and run off the screen.

Animals

Magma Slimes can be picked up and linked to the milking wagon for the ghost attribute, allowing players to pass through each other.

Space

Terrain

A starting position in Space Biome.

The Space biome will contain blue/teal trees and light gray stone formations in small quantities. Perma-rock will be present as well but is easily distinguished from stone formations.

Starting from this biome, water won't be available anymore. Instead, the Tank Wagon and the Water Bucket will provide the player with an oxygen bubble. The oxygen radius of the Tank Wagon can be increased by upgrading and super-charging it, and the oxygen radius of the bucket can be increased by using the upgraded version of the Buckinator Wagon.

The space biome consists of a collection of islands. The players are able to move between these islands and outside of the map with the use of their jetpacks. Bridging needs to be done with stone and two tile wide bridges are now obsolete due to players being allowed to fly anywhere in the map.

The Space is the first biome where it never gets dark, rendering the Light Wagon useless. It can still be used in order to remove space dust, but it's not required in order to survive through space.

Threats

Due to resources being scarce, players should try to build as efficiently as possible and try to mine every resource in sight.

Players should be weary of the oxygen supply. When it drops to zero the player will die & respawn.

From time to time a meteor will crash into the biome, killing players in the vicinity and destroying terrain & tracks if they are not within an air bubble. Players will be able to block an incoming meteor with the Water Bucket.

Due to the vacuum of space, sounds will be muffled/muted. The crash warning is one of the most notable ones, players must place extra attention on the position of the train, its speed and the warning sign that it is about to crash soon.

Animals

There are no creatures in this biome.  


Mars

Terrain

The Mars biome will contain green trees, brown rock formations and perma-rock. Similar to the Space biome, water will be replaced with oxygen.

The oxygen radius of the Tank Wagon can be increased by upgrading and super-charging it, and the oxygen radius of the bucket can be increased by using the upgraded version of the Buckinator Wagon.

Land in this biome is much more present than in Space, which results in less stone being required to build bridges. Two tile wide bridges aren't needed due to players being able to use their jetpacks.

It never gets dark in space, rendering the Light Wagon useless.

Threats

Players should be weary of the oxygen supply. When it drops to zero the player will die & respawn.

The Mars biome introduces green walls that are resistant to dynamite and take way longer to mine (both the Axe & Pickaxe can be used to destroy these walls). At least one green wall needs to be passed in order to reach the next station.

On top of the green walls there are Turrets, which will frequently shoot fireballs at players, killing them on hit if they are not protected by an air bubble. They can also be tricked to destroy resources without the use of the tools by simply side-stepping.

Animals

There are no creatures in this biome.


Final Biome

Terrain

The colour scheme is similar to the Mars biome. Throughout the biome there will be a set track that the train will travel on. Next to the track there are buildings and some patches of trees and stone.

Notes

This biome can only be reached if all special bolts (orange-colored bolts) from all other biomes are collected. The new train engine will then move very slowly for approximately 100 meters while playing calming music.

In this biome players will be able to summon level 3 dynamite out of thin air by pressing the pick-up button, which then can be used to destroy trees, stones or other players.

After the train reaches the last station, the game will end and the screen will move to the left, showing all the progress that has been made (this can be skipped).